Saturday, October 1, 2011

Fine, Nerds, I Will Explain About Starfire

QUIZ TIME


1. What's wrong with this comic? (PICK THREE)

A. The characters are so rigid they look like the artist shoved the blunt end of a pencil in a piece of ham and just moved the ham around over a piece of Bristol board until it looked kind of like people.

B. The dialogue sounds like it was written by someone who has literally never heard a human speak the English language.

C. The combination of these things (A and B) makes the subject of this comic--a homosexual superhero--look like a complete tool, and so manages, unfortunately, to link the fact that he is a complete tool to his sexual preferences in the reader's mind.

D. OMG THEY MADE NORTHSTAR GAY! CHANGE HIM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


2. What's wrong with this comic? (PICK THREE)

A. The characters are so rigid they look like the artist shoved the blunt end of a pencil in a piece of ham and just moved the ham around over a piece of Bristol board until it looked kind of like people.

B. The dialogue sounds like it was written by someone who has literally never heard a human speak the English language.

C. The combination of these things (A and B) makes the subject of this comic--a promiscuous superheroine--look like a complete tool, and so manages, unfortunately, to link the fact that she is a complete tool to her sexual preferences in the reader's mind.

D. OMG THEY MADE STARFIRE A SLUT! CHANGE HER BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(Answers: A: 1,2,3 B: 1, 2, 3)